The LobbyRules Scam Us

Blobsnot Scamus is Chief of Political Corruption and Member for Crooks in the Australian House of Reprehensibles. He talks to jelly. He ignores voters. 

He twitters.

He is a member of the LobbyRule Party of Australia. 

He is a trickster.

He has not yet been arrested by the AFP.

He is a puppet of the Marquis de Tabloid.

 

Blobsnot thinks the best thing to do in a national emergency is to watch cricket and drink beer.

If the emergency is really, really serious, he insists upon taking a secret, overseas holiday to drink beer by a foreign beach, semi-incognito.

If the emergency is really, really, really, really serious, Blobsnot prefers to do nothing.